Musically, anyway.
Throughout the rest of the year, there are bands we avoid. And bands we only listen to in secret. And bands we make fun of other people for listening to. And bands that we basically universally agree shouldn’t exactly exist.
Thank God for Christmas–That wonderful season of forgiveness and love! Because during the Christmas season, there is an unspoken truce between listeners of all genres of music that allows for you to play anyone you want–Provided, of course, that it’s Christmas music. You don’t need to feel ashamed about Clay Aiken’s Christmas album; no one is allowed to make fun of you for owning Bette Midler’s Cool Yule…It’s Christmas! As long as it features sleigh bells, you’re gold.
So, hipsters and mainstream listeners alike, pull those pop Christmas CDs we all know you own out from between your mattresses…It’s okay. Just be sure to put them away come December 26.
If you need help padding your guilty-pleasure Christmas-only collection, here are some suggestions:
- ‘N Sync’s Home for Christmas: That’s what we needed all along–A boy band to explain to us the true meaning of Christmas. What more do you need than 5 skinny white boys from Orlando in a music video comparable to an Old Navy ad? I make fun, but I sing along, too…
- Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas: “All I Want for Christmas Is You.” ‘Nuff said.
- Christina Aguilera’s My Kind of Christmas: She was clever enough to realize that she could abbreviate her name in the same fashion as X-mas, but unfortunately didn’t realize that the way she does it puts 2 t’s in her name (X-tina). Whatever; her version of “Merry Christmas, Baby” still rocks.
- Jewel’s A Holiday Collection: Remember back when Jewel was so cool? Those were the days…
- Twisted Sister’s Twisted Christmas: Haven’t actually heard this one, but I like where it’s headed…